The ulitmate street food - the road burger
This posting is not recommendet that people with a limited sense of humour, vegans or an exaggerated empathy for animals should read....
When you have tried all the other delicate street food that Ukraine can offer I suggest you have a go at the unique
Road Burger
The Ukrainian Road Burger is made from any kind of meat, but most often it is dog, cat or bird. The result is more or less the same.
It is tenderised by being rolled over by rubber tyres again and again, the occassional horse hoof add spice. The number of tenderising processes also determine how much fur or feather will be there on the end product (see picture with sample after 182 roll-overs).
It is cured by oil spill, diesel and pterol fumes as well as rubber dust
Finally it is spiced to your taste by heavy metals, polyaromatic substances and many other known and unknown things.
The summer version is baked in the burning sun of the Ukrainian steppe
The winter version is freeze dried and comes with an additional seasoning of anti-freeze agents. Normally also the most tender version as spikes and snow chains add to this.
Try them out and pick your favourite!
Made to your wishes!
I guess it is a bit sick, but what is really sick is rather all the animals that are killed on the road. When you go by bike you get a much better view of this. In Ukraine the road kills are mainly dogs, birds (craws) and cats. There is not an awful lot of other wild life to be seen, as most of the landscape is fields.
When you have tried all the other delicate street food that Ukraine can offer I suggest you have a go at the unique
Road Burger
The Ukrainian Road Burger is made from any kind of meat, but most often it is dog, cat or bird. The result is more or less the same.
It is tenderised by being rolled over by rubber tyres again and again, the occassional horse hoof add spice. The number of tenderising processes also determine how much fur or feather will be there on the end product (see picture with sample after 182 roll-overs).
It is cured by oil spill, diesel and pterol fumes as well as rubber dust
Finally it is spiced to your taste by heavy metals, polyaromatic substances and many other known and unknown things.
The summer version is baked in the burning sun of the Ukrainian steppe
The winter version is freeze dried and comes with an additional seasoning of anti-freeze agents. Normally also the most tender version as spikes and snow chains add to this.
Try them out and pick your favourite!
Made to your wishes!
I guess it is a bit sick, but what is really sick is rather all the animals that are killed on the road. When you go by bike you get a much better view of this. In Ukraine the road kills are mainly dogs, birds (craws) and cats. There is not an awful lot of other wild life to be seen, as most of the landscape is fields.
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Postat av: kari
I can imagine the feeling when bike and see the killed animals, I find it harnd from iside a car! Jack!!!
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